Toilet Poems

Graffiti 1
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Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole
the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or
shall I be forced to use my finger.


Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this....
Washroom Graffiti 2
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted


Some one who had a different experience wrote
Washroom Graffiti 3
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!


Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets
Washroom Graffiti 4
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I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.


There are also people who come in for a different purpose
Washroom Graffiti 5
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...


Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......
Washroom Graffiti 6
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(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
the Singapore Fire Department wants you.


Ministry of environment advertisement
Washroom Graffiti 7
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We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!


Washroom Graffiti 8
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Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!


Washroom Graffiti 9
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On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout
the entire performance.


Washroom Graffiti 10
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A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please
don't pee in our pool!


Washroom Graffiti 11
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Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.


This should teach you a lesson
Washroom Graffiti 12
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Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.