Feb 9, 2008

Rubber Gloves

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!


troy said...

My wife is a Nurse and we are sitting at the table right now. I just read her your post and she thought it was extremely funny. love this site

Mat thew said...

Haha, I wonder how they make ribbed ones then. And then how do the get the little tip thin at the end? Ok I am thinking way too deep into this.

Junk Auto said...

That joke gave me a visual that I wasn't expecting. good joke